It’s time to shake up your psychonautical routine with a recipe straight from the mystical mushroom mines. Fear not, the humble shroom won’t be blended alone. We have a bounty of berries, a smattering of spinach, and the vital vessel of vegan milk to escort our fungi friend through this twisty culinary trip. Here’s a shroom smoothie recipe.
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- The shroom smoothie is a psychonautical recipe featuring the star, the psilocybin mushroom.
- Grind the mushroom down into a powder to ensure a smooth sip.
- Mix in strawberries, blueberries, banana, spinach and your favorite vegan milk.
- Add a scoop of protein powder or your favorite superfood blend for extra flavor and nutrition.
- Garnish with cocoa nibs or passion fruit purée if desired.
Shroom Smoothie: Magic Mushrooms
Starting our journey with a shroom smoothie, we need a hero. Enter the psilocybin mushroom. This fun guy (see what we did there?) is the star of our groovy smoothie show. But remember, always source your shrooms responsibly. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Now, to avoid an outright assault on your tastebuds, we recommend a nice little grind.
A coffee grinder or your average psychedelic fairy dust blender should do the trick. Grind down your magic mushrooms to a powder. Easier to blend, less conspicuous, and you avoid the risk of a surprise, fibrous fungus encounter in your sip – we’ve all been there!
Mix It With Your Favorite Fruits
Next up, our fungal chaperones. The sweetness of strawberries, blueberries, and a ripe banana disguise the earthy undertones of our shroomy compadre like a secret agent on a mission. If this were a movie, they’d be the suave charmer, distracting everyone while the shrooms sneak past. You see, even in a smoothie, it’s all about the chemistry. Just like those awkward high school science classes, but without the eye protection.
Editor’s NoteIt’s time for spinach, folks! This leafy superstar lends a power-packed punch of vitamins, turning your shroom smoothie into a secret superfood elixir. Popeye might have been onto something after all. But don’t worry, we’re not about to introduce canned spinach into our smoothie. That’s a culinary trip even we’re not prepared to embark on.
Combine Shrooms With Milk
Time to pour in the elixir of life, also known as your favorite vegan milk. Soy, almond, oat, or pea – this isn’t just about adding a creamy texture, it’s also your ticket to a smoothie so smooth it would make a jazz musician envious. Pour, blend, and watch the magic happen.
Finally, a scoop of vegan protein powder or your favorite superfood blend. This addition will provide a protein punch to keep you grounded during your flight of fancy.
Blend all the ingredients together in a high-speed blender until it’s smoother than a sea slug’s slime trail. You’re looking for a consistency that’s creamier than a cloud wearing velvet slippers. If you’re feeling extra adventurous, garnish with a sprinkle of cocoa nibs or a splash of passion fruit purée. Because, why not?
There you have it, folks. A shroom smoothie so splendidly superb, you’ll wonder why you hadn’t taken this trip sooner. Remember, this is a one-way ticket aboard the fungi express, so sip responsibly and enjoy the journey.
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